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Author Archives: Dreaded Candiru

Tomb Raider: The Reboot: The Playthrough

Posted on March 24, 2013 by Dreaded Candiru

Or: How Lara Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Destroying Priceless Archaeological Sites for Fun and Profit.

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Posted in Dreaded Reviews, Game Videos |

Aliens: Colonial Marines: The Movie: The Game: The Playthrough

Posted on February 25, 2013 by Dreaded Candiru

“Hmm,” I thought to myself, as I wandered into Gamestop a few weeks ago. “I haven’t been able to make any videos in ages, and I really should. Maybe I could do one of those newfangled YouTube
‘let-us-play’ things, like all the kids are into these days. But what game should I–aha! Aliens: Colonial Marines! Sure, movie games are usually bad, but Aliens was a great movie, and
Gearbox is supposed to be good at making games. What could go wrong?”

Everything. Everything could go wrong.

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Posted in Dreaded Reviews, Game Videos |

Digital: A Love Story – A Mini-Review

Posted on June 3, 2012 by Dreaded Candiru

Hey, thought I’d make more videos now. Play this while I work on Xenosaga.

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Posted in Dreaded Candiru, Dreaded Reviews, Game Videos, The Crew |

The X-Files FMV Game – A Dreaded Review

Posted on August 22, 2011 by Dreaded Candiru

The dumb is out there.

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The Experiment – A Dreaded Review

Posted on June 19, 2011 by Dreaded Candiru

I forgot to post this one here, didn’t I? Well, here you go, then. It’s not the first review I did, but I think it’s the first good one.

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Advent Rising – A Dreaded Review

Posted on May 16, 2011 by Dreaded Candiru

It’s like Battlestar Galactica dropped acid, fell down the stairs and hit its head.

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50 Cent: Bulletproof – A Dreaded Review

Posted on March 30, 2011 by Dreaded Candiru

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Left Behind (The Movie *and* The Game) – A Dreaded Review

Posted on March 24, 2011 by Dreaded Candiru

I’m still working on the next review; in the meantime, here, enjoy some reposts. (And here’s some trivia for you: these were made several months and about two thousand miles apart.)

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Posted in Dreaded Candiru, Dreaded Reviews, Game Videos, The Crew |

Hey, look, a new guy.

Posted on March 23, 2011 by Dreaded Candiru
Hi, everybody. I’m Dreaded Candiru, and perhaps I would’ve put more thought into that handle of mine if I’d seen this coming. Really, SMMS kind of caught me by surprise. Here I was just
idly slapping reviews together in my spare time after work, and along come these guys with an actual website and everything, and they’re all, “hey, make videos for us,” and I’m all,
“um…sure?”
Right, I’m supposed to tell you about me now. So a while back, it occurred to me that I wasn’t playing nearly as many games as it seemed like I should be. Until recently, I haven’t exactly had a
lot of cash to spare, so I’d learned to be very particular about which games I’d buy: the reviews had to be absolutely glowing, lots of positive comments online, and on and on. I thought that, just
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