“Hmm,” I thought to myself, as I wandered into Gamestop a few weeks ago. “I haven’t been able to make any videos in ages, and I really should. Maybe I could do one of those newfangled YouTube
‘let-us-play’ things, like all the kids are into these days. But what game should I–aha! Aliens: Colonial Marines! Sure, movie games are usually bad, but Aliens was a great movie, and
Gearbox is supposed to be good at making games. What could go wrong?”
Everything. Everything could go wrong.